One of my dreams is, eventually, to retire on some beach in North Carolina. However, as I have discovered, when any Yankee travels south of the Mason-Dixon, there are some rules you really should know. Unfortunately, I don’t find out about them until, well, too late.
For example, RULE #48: Evidently, in the south, it’s considered polite conversation to ask about one’s mama. As in, “How’s your mama?” Now this wouldn’t sound so odd if the mama in question belonged to a friend or even to an acquaintance. But no – this applies to any mama belonging to anyone you meet.
So okay, not my thing exactly but, hey, I’m open-minded – go ahead – ask. But no again. Apparently...
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